Post subject: Raptor's Review: Dante's Inferno [Ps3 / Xbox 360]
Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 3:13 pm
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Overview
The most disgusting game you will ever play.
Story: 10/10
You play as a poet called Dante who has commited every sin imaginable. You killed the innocent, you've slept with many women, you eat like a fucking pig and you're a traitor. But he knows he's doing worng, and for every sin he has done, he stitches some tapestry into his skin to resemble what he's done. Years later after he's won some war (which you get to play in) he found that his father and slave girl wife had been killed. He doesn't care much for his father cause he hasn't got a vagina, so he rushes to his wife, only to see her be taken away by the grim raper reaper. So you decend into hell, kill the grim reaper, steal his scythe and decend into the 9 circles of hell, Limbo, Lust, Gluttony, Greed, Anger, Heresy, Violence, Fraud and Treachery, all of which you have done before ironicly. But he's not just doing this to save his wife, he's doing it to save his soul from hell too. As you do...
Gameplay: 9/10
It's really amazing, the framerate is very fluid, the combos are insane, the boss battles are fucking crazy, and the combat is perfect. However, it often suffers from slippery surface syndrome, if your walking on a ledge, more often than not you will fall, this isn't a balance issue, Bionic Commando had the exact same problem, it feels like your wearing rollerblades at times, and the puzzels are kinda annoying too, I just want a hack 'n' slash game, not something that I wanna think about.
You can also choose to save or punish people, you'll often find people in a corner crying, you can read about their story and you can be the judge of weather they don't deserve to be there or if they need to be punished for what they have done. Theres quite alot of upgrades too depending if your a saint or sinner... or both. A sinner just hacks everything and anything to pieces, a saint uses a cross to push them back and burn them. Theres suprisingly alot of stuff to do other than go around and cutting demon heads off.
Graphics: 8.5/10
Their on the same level as Prototype (console transfer issue "It will do on 360 so it will do on Ps3.") It could have been alot better, everything is so... dull, there's no shines on any of the monsters. The armor looks VERY good tho. But there could have been some vast improvments. But... this is without a doubt a very disgusting game. One of the bosses is a giant undead female with tounges coming out of her nipples, another boss is a 3 headed dog but their faces are just mouths and your surrounded by assholes that shoot fire, the walls are made up of intestines, and the floor is made out of shit. The game is very grusome, never played anything as gross as this game.
Overall: 9.5/10
This is a really amazing game, but I was very shocked by the level of nudity, blood, dismemberment, and just the overall game being as disgusting as it is. But it's great, I suggest you take a look at some gameplay videos first tho. Theres some stuff in the game which just pushes taste, and I can see the game being banned in most countries, so get your copy while you can.
nice review , looks rly cool, getting the game in 2 days
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Womens nipples which are actualy mouths... imagine having sex with that, a simple nipple suck turns into getting a tongue shoved down your throat, imagine the shock you'd get when it happens!
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