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 Post subject: Raptor's Review: Dante's Inferno [Ps3 / Xbox 360]
PostPosted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 3:13 pm 
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The most disgusting game you will ever play.

Story: 10/10

You play as a poet called Dante who has commited every sin imaginable. You killed the innocent, you've slept
with many women, you eat like a fucking pig and you're a traitor. But he knows he's doing worng, and for every
sin he has done, he stitches some tapestry into his skin to resemble what he's done. Years later after he's won
some war (which you get to play in) he found that his father and slave girl wife had been killed. He doesn't
care much for his father cause he hasn't got a vagina, so he rushes to his wife, only to see her be taken away by
the grim raper reaper. So you decend into hell, kill the grim reaper, steal his scythe and decend into the 9 circles
of hell, Limbo, Lust, Gluttony, Greed, Anger, Heresy, Violence, Fraud and Treachery, all of which you have done before ironicly.
But he's not just doing this to save his wife, he's doing it to save his soul from hell too. As you do...

Gameplay: 9/10

It's really amazing, the framerate is very fluid, the combos are insane, the boss battles are fucking crazy,
and the combat is perfect. However, it often suffers from slippery surface syndrome, if your walking on a
ledge, more often than not you will fall, this isn't a balance issue, Bionic Commando had the exact same problem,
it feels like your wearing rollerblades at times, and the puzzels are kinda annoying too, I just want a hack 'n' slash game,
not something that I wanna think about.

You can also choose to save or punish people, you'll often find people in a corner crying,
you can read about their story and you can be the judge of weather they don't deserve to be
there or if they need to be punished for what they have done. Theres quite alot of upgrades too
depending if your a saint or sinner... or both. A sinner just hacks everything and anything to pieces,
a saint uses a cross to push them back and burn them. Theres suprisingly alot of stuff to do other than
go around and cutting demon heads off.

Graphics: 8.5/10

Their on the same level as Prototype (console transfer issue "It will do on 360 so it will do on Ps3.")
It could have been alot better, everything is so... dull, there's no shines on any of the monsters.
The armor looks VERY good tho. But there could have been some vast improvments.
But... this is without a doubt a very disgusting game. One of the bosses is a giant undead female
with tounges coming out of her nipples, another boss is a 3 headed dog but their faces are just mouths
and your surrounded by assholes that shoot fire, the walls are made up of intestines, and the floor is made out of shit.
The game is very grusome, never played anything as gross as this game.

Overall: 9.5/10

This is a really amazing game, but I was very shocked by the level of nudity, blood, dismemberment, and just the overall game being as disgusting as it is.
But it's great, I suggest you take a look at some gameplay videos first tho. Theres some stuff in the game which just pushes taste, and I can see the game
being banned in most countries, so get your copy while you can.

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 Post subject: Re: Raptor's Review: Dante's Inferno [Ps3 / Xbox 360]
PostPosted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 4:15 pm 
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nice review :D, looks rly cool, getting the game in 2 days :)

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 Post subject: Re: Raptor's Review: Dante's Inferno [Ps3 / Xbox 360]
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I REALLY want this game, tho, I dont got either Xbox 360 or PS3 :(

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 Post subject: Re: Raptor's Review: Dante's Inferno [Ps3 / Xbox 360]
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well gl buying a xbox or ps3 then XD :)


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 Post subject: Re: Raptor's Review: Dante's Inferno [Ps3 / Xbox 360]
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I REALLY want this game, tho, I dont got either Xbox 360 or PS3 :(


i got both >:D

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 Post subject: Re: Raptor's Review: Dante's Inferno [Ps3 / Xbox 360]
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Fighting Death, beating Death in a fight, getting Death to plead for mercy, then killing him with his own Scythe = So so Win

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 Post subject: Re: Raptor's Review: Dante's Inferno [Ps3 / Xbox 360]
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Nice review, I feel an urge to buy it f**k you! :P :D

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 Post subject: Re: Raptor's Review: Dante's Inferno [Ps3 / Xbox 360]
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well gl buying a xbox or ps3 then XD :)


I'm saving up for a new and better PC, so it has to wait

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 Post subject: Re: Raptor's Review: Dante's Inferno [Ps3 / Xbox 360]
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added to my wish list :!: good game saw the Trailer AWESOME

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 Post subject: Re: Raptor's Review: Dante's Inferno [Ps3 / Xbox 360]
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Havnt had chance to play my copy yet, but going from the demo, should be epic!

Nice Review :wink:

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This game is so very sexy, i have the epic poem at home, but seeing how it's 700 pages-
combined with Inferno, Purgatorio and Paradiso, meh i cba.

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 Post subject: Re: Raptor's Review: Dante's Inferno [Ps3 / Xbox 360]
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Awesome game, lots of boobies too!!

Seems to have got a lot of badish reviews from lots of sites, dunno why....

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Got the Death Edition - it rocks. Its gonna be even more cool when all the other stuff gets released.


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 Post subject: Re: Raptor's Review: Dante's Inferno [Ps3 / Xbox 360]
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From Screenshots looks good :)

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Womens nipples which are actualy mouths... imagine having sex with that, a simple nipple suck turns into getting a tongue shoved down your throat, imagine the shock you'd get when it happens!

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